Jimmy Meets a Weird Wither

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Plot
Jimmy finds a pink Wither in the kitchen of the chef. He discovers that the Wither makes tasty pink skulls. It makes a new buisness, and one pink skull was "only" 10 emeralds. The solded it really quickly, making emeralds, then, normal Withers show up and say that they needed back the Wither named Metcha Kawaii. The Wither sobbed. He escaped from a sugar detox facility recently. The normal Withers were trying to break him of his sugar addiction. That is what turned him pink, deformed his face, and made him so disgustingly nice. But, he managed to escape somehow.

“Okay then. Look, that’s cool with me. Shrink back down to normal size and we will get back to business.” said Jimmy to Metcha. The pink wither’s central head looked at him, and said, “I do not get smaller. I can only get larger. The more sugar I eat the bigger I become. Soon I will conquer the world.”

Then, Jimmy transformed to a Wither and began following the Pink Wither. Then, Metcha shot a pink skull at Jimmy, and it started suffocating him. He could not teleport. then, he transformed into a block of obsidian and fell out of the barf.

When they landed, Jimmy told him to hand-to-hand combat. The wither laughed.

“You’ll never defeat me. I’m gonna go find the sugar warehouse in Capitol City and gorge myself. Then I will be the size of the Ender Dragon or even larger. No one will ever stand against me," said the Wither before running away. Jimmy had decided to transmogrify into an ender dragon and try to burn it with his fireballs, when suddenly the Ender King, Princess Tina, and one hundred ender soldiers materialized in the air surrounding the pink wither. The instant they materialized, they unleashed a barrage of sword strikes against it. The wither screamed with pain. It managed to envelop several endermen with its tail, but most teleported to the ground and then quickly back to the wither, striking it again. Two rounds of sword strikes were enough to force it to the ground. After, Jimmy went over the almost-gonna-die pink wither and slashed it with his netherite sword. It began shrinking down to normal size and poofed in a cloud of smoke who smelled like sugar. It ended with Tina and Jimmy going surfing at the Surf 'n' Snack.